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Fast women, not so fast food.

Playboy.com now features "The Girls of Olive Garden." So don't worry, minimum-wage earning teenagers. Put up with the crappy hours, crying babies and creepy co-workers long enough and one day you, too, will be given the opportunity to pose nude online.

Which chain eatery do you think the magazine should profile next?

Speaking of Playboy, click here to vote in its competition for hottest Web blogger. I'm not among the candidates. Sigh. Not enough chain-restaurant experience, I guess.