divine intervention

The key to solving the Catholic church's problems? Therapy via films like "Buttwoman."

At least that's the belief of porn star Belladonna -- that's a Wikipedia link there, I swear -- who has volunteered to give 300 of her films to the Catholic church in Australia. She hopes they'll be distributed to priests.

Here's an excerpt from this article:

The Pope has indicated he might apologise to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do," the heavily tattooed Belladonna said today.

"But unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue.

"Church clergy are at a crisis because they get no real street-level sex education but are expected to ply the streets to deliver their spiritual message."

And one more thing:

She also has offered to donate some of her own time to help set up a "meaningful set of exercises for priests to help them deal with sexual tension and stress".

Catholicism, anyone?