anything you can do...

I can do better?

Not according to this list, which lists 10 things that allegedly only men can do. At first, the title got my hopes up. I imagined some strange set of body quirks. Instead, it consists of stuff like "fertilize eggs" and, um, "go topless."

Let me take this opportunity to note the difference between "can" and "should."

Anyway, the list just sets itself up for a female rebuttal -- 10 things that only women can do. I already know the first item:

Think of top-10 lists that actually make sense.