don't speak

Sometimes it really is best to say nothing at all.

Case in point: This article, conveniently titled "Talk her clothes off." Very clever wording there. Anyway, it's devoted to heartfelt ways can respond to common lines from women. Subtext: And, in turn, increase their chances of getting some action.

Among the female conversation starters is the dreaded "Where's this going?"

A nudity-inducing male response, according to the article, is "Can we talk about this on Saturday?"

I disagree. Utter that line, guys, and your girl will just be nervous about the anticipated Saturday discussion for the remainder of the night. Or week. Not good for you, especially if it's Monday.

I'd recommend approaching a "where's this going" with honesty. But for the remaining 99 percent of you non-confrontational types, just say something about being so trapped in the beauty of the moment that you can't think long term.

You can thank me later.