yeah, these exist

OK, guys: Get ready to protest this article:

"Eight bad reasons to have sex."

(Courtesy, naturally, of CNN. No, really. That's true.)

Anyway, some of the reasons have merit. Case in point: revenge. Generally never a good idea. Another glaring omission from the list...doing it for "closure." Use that word in the contest of unprompted nudity and 24 hours later you'll be crying in a dark room and writing bad poetry.

One item to dispute, though.

The article says never to have sex for weight loss purposes. Because, apparently, it only burns 57 calories. In 15 minutes.

Still...that's kind of a lot of calories. Especially if you never do real workouts. Right?