Talk about a gem. Today, I found this list of 2007's top 100 unsexiest men, courtesy of The Boston Phoenix, an arts and entertainment alternative newsweekly.
To kill any suspense...Donald Trump is No. 1, but some of the other standings are just as entertaining. "American Idol" underdog Sanjaya Malakar stands at No. 7, while spot No. 14 belongs to "The US Senators from Massachusetts." Awesome.
My favorite, however, is without a doubt No. 80: Ann Coulter, the American conservative political commentator described succinctly in the list as "hellbitch."
The only selections I disagree with are Jimmy Kimmel, No. 93, and Peyton Manning, No. 74. Regarding Kimmel...funny guys automatically get 762 sexy points, which exempts you from any label involving use of the word "unsexy." As far as Peyton Manning goes...I dated a guy who looked exactly like him. I try not to have my romantic past be unsexy.
An addition to the list? How about Jason Wahler, the "Laguna Beach" punk who on Monday was arrested for the fourth time in nine months. Now, his legal troubles span four states: New York, California, North Carolina and Washington.
"The Hills" are alive with the sound of unsexy.
Who's YOUR unsexiest man alive?
