Be grateful you're perusing random blogs right now. It could be much worse.
Take, for example, this guy who's trying to count to 1 million. He's videotaping the entire thing, and watching him count out loud on his sofa is pretty entertaining. He was on 146,159 when I last checked.
Yes, he can take breaks, and yes, he does have a girlfriend.
(That item is courtesy of Pop Candy, another blog worth reading.)
On an unrelated note...before you post that Match.com ad, check out this article that my friend Michael Timm sent me about annoying cliches in personal ads. Your cyber stalkers will thank you later.
P.S. -- I have the shoes the hot chick in the pic above is wearing.
