Today's pickup line of the day comes from my friend Elizabeth, who related an extremely entertaining story yesterday. It goes something like this:
Girl: How much does the polar bear weigh?
Guy: Huh?
Girl: Enough to break the ice! Can I buy you a drink?
Yowza. I think the best part of this story is the fact that it was a girl picking up a guy, demonstrating that bad pickup techniques know no gender barriers.
Thanks for the great story, Elizabeth. For more pickup amusement, check out Nerve's new pickupedia.