So yesterday, after experiencing intense back pain throughout the weekend, I was diagnosed with a kidney infection. That translates into pretty much the most intense pain ever. Even the generic Vicodin I got from I got from the doctor doesn't make this worthwhile.
Fortunately, though, I've been told that order will be restored within a maximum of 72 hours and I really can't wait. Drink your cranberry juice, everyone. Lots of it.