Hookers and Handgrenades

Extensive tattoos? Check. Facial piercings? Check. Adamant insistence you're not emo? Check.

Congratulations, you're ready to attend the Hookers and Handgrenades tour tonight at SoHo Bar & Grill, 5751 Milgen Road.

The show features two nationally touring rock acts, Neverset and Parabelle. Listen to their stuff here and here.

Sure, with these kind of concerts, there's a chance the bands will be fresh out of their moms' basements. However, these acts look like the real deal. They say they even have a gig scheduled at hip Hollywood hot spot Les Deux in August.

Not to mention the fact that the tour has the coolest name EVER.

Music starts around 10 p.m.