clothing optional

Summer weather may be on its way out, but here's a handy little list of nude sunbathing tips courtesy of a clothing-optional resort and spa in California.

Among my favorite suggestions: Fashionistas who still need their fashion moment in the sun, can wear slinky cover ups to match their sandals and hats or visors. If you like bling, wear flirty ankle chains or toe rings. Jeweled hair clips can complete your birthday suit ensemble.

Yeah, because I'm sure when you're naked in front of someone, his eyes are going to go directly to your flirty ankle chain or toe ring.

I once went on a date to a half-naked, half-clothed beach. I had all these visions of us becoming one with the environment and allowing sand to travel where the sun usually doesn't shine. Unfortunately, when we arrived at the naked section of the beach, the sights weren't pretty. And I'm not referring to the endless rows of seagull crap.

Nude beaches: Bare is sexy, or barely sexy?

(Via Daily Scanner)