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Here's a list of "10 people from your past who will haunt you on Facebook."

You know the suspects: the ex, the former best friend and the guy who never moved on from high school. You've received a Facebook message from at least one of them, and the list points out that those kind of messages have one major subtext:

"I'm better than you."

I'd like to add one type of person to Facebook's cast of annoying characters: the girl still basking in marital bliss.

Symptoms = a profile pic from her wedding that happened six months ago, daily status updates involving the word "hubby" and psychotic impulses to delete all social networking references to her maiden name.