survey says

Counting down the hours until the weekend, ladies? Yeah, me too.

Fortunately, you can occupy a good 5 minutes of your time by filling out this Maxim survey designed to give guys an idea of what women really want.

If only guys actually paid attention to this stuff.

I once read a book about Japanese whorehouses that showcased the sexual preference surveys clients filled out before getting it on. At risk of making sex even more demeaning and business-like, I really wish a similar practice was in place here.

In relationships, not whorehouses.

Imagine how much easier things would be if upon the onset of physical activity, you filled out a simple 7- to 10-item survey informing your partner of your likes and dislikes.

Even if he'd just be following a set of paper guidelines, it sure beats disappointment that comes when you expect every guy to have an innate knowledge of what you want.