Some of you are probably alarmed that this blog has gone nearly half a month with no mention of slutty pirates or promiscuous police officers.
Don't worry: The Walk of Shame's Halloween Week is approaching.
While I'm in Vegas next week, this blog will be entirely devoted to the do's and don'ts of Halloween costumes.
I'm heading to local adult costume retailer Night Moves to get the scoop on what's popular this year.
All next week, you can expect photos and helpful hints to help you score a "Best Costume" award -- or at least a few free drinks.
In the meantime, if you have a stellar costume from years past, a photo to ssorich@ledger-enquirer.com and I might feature you on this blog.
Boo, bitches!