Sexy schoolgirls. Promiscuous pirates. Skanky soldiers.
Lots of people wonder why nobody writes about Halloween costumes for adult men.
Answer: They're not cool.
Most of the getups are either extremely unflattering, or extremely obscene.
In the first camp: This Trix rabbit costume, which will help you sweat up a storm AND secure a spot beside evil clowns in your loved ones' nightmares.
Then, the awkwardly obscene: Refer to the photos above. On the plus side, you won't have to get your message across with a sleazy pickup line.
For more examples, check out this collection of the worst sexy Halloween costumes for men.
Bonus: There's a sexy cop costume that involves manpris -- you know, male capri pants.
