Ah, the excitement of Halloween. The spooky spirits can blind you to basic principles of wardrobe etiquette.
Like wearing proper undergarments.
Let's face it: The majority of skanky costumes are not of reasonable length.
Fortunately, remedies are readily available. Refer to the "boy shorts" in the photos above, available at adult costume retailer Night Moves.
It's hard to imagine why somebody would disregard the importance of underwear, especially in this zoom-in age of digital cameras.
But plenty of people -- including "So You Can Dance" hopefuls -- think the commando approach is still OK.
Please reconsider.
Trust me, that's what REAL naughty bumblebees do.
