My 16-year-old sister will attend her first high school prom this year, and I think my parents would be much happier with the experience if she was forced to wear one of these dresses made of condoms. OK, maybe not.
But seriously...what compels somebody to make an entire wardobe out latex? Or lambskin? Or, well, you get the picture.
Anyway, save one for me. I'll even pay extra if 75 percent of the dress is flavored.