Hope everyone survived Tuesday. In case you haven't heard, one of Paris Hilton's friends started this petition to encourage Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her from her jail sentence. It had just over 5,000 online signatures when I last checked. An excerpt? "She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."
Which reminds us again that "A Night in Paris" was thisclose to that coveted Nobel Peace Prize.
On another note...as I've mentioned before, I lived in Wisconsin for four years, and I still manage to think about America's Dairyland at least once a day. That's not necessarily a good thing...there's just something strangely enigmatic about that state that makes certain things slip under the radar on a regular basis.
Just look at -- not literally -- the free rectal screenings the Milwaukee Brewers recently offered at Miller Park, according to this article. All participants got two free tickets to a home game.
Talk about ways to find a good piece of ass...
